As coisas que inventam estes dias

Esta terça-feira à noite alguém me adicionou no MSN. O mail era LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com, o que cheirava a spam por todos os lados. Encontrei-me a falar com um robot. Se eu falasse inglês como língua nativa (e fosse pouco esperto) era bem capaz de cair na esparrela. Reparem bem no teor da conversa:

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
hi, miss spam

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
damn

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
hey

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
your email adress seems like spam a lot
but

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
yes?

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
i'm 21/f your a male right?

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
ahhh, arguing with a computer
awesome

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
don't have the slightest clue

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics to my photobucket if ya wanna check them out go http://photobucket.com/LonelyLove89 tell me what ya think

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
they are lovelly (como é óbvio, não vi nada :P)
lovely*

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
nup

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
o rly?

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
give me one good reason

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
Ok go to Hey just turned on the cam ill be wearing something very sexy just click here http://www.mywebcamcrush.com/ItsAll4UBaby and accept the invite baby accept the invite on the page baby

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
you type really fast, you know?

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
if it doesn't work, click the link right under my name on your msn messenger baby!

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
do you cam for absolute strangers like that, miss computer?

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
I'm wearing my mickey mouse pajamas, if you don't mind

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
if your internet is slow the site will load a bit slow, but don't worry, you'll see me sexy!

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
ok
and now?

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
done

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
color of escaping donkey

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
bring me some Häagen-Dazs

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
tell me

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
try again sweetie...Hey just turned on the cam ill be wearing something very sexy just click here http://www.mywebcamcrush.com/Lookn4Him and accept the invite baby accept the invite on the page baby

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
ei, baby! merry christmas!

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
I don't have one, dear

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
k you in yet babe??

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
i don't have a credit card
I'm a hippie

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
k

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
I talk trash about capitalism and such

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
hey

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
what do you think of the Heidegger relationship with the nazis?

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
i'm 21/f your a male right?

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
Heidegger's
manly male

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
you're repeating yourself

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics to my photobucket if ya wanna check them out go http://photobucket.com/LonelyLove89 tell me what ya think

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
sonhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

LarueSmayda5938@hotmail.com diz:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

Bost eta Azaro 2.10 diz:
xauzinho, jokax fofox